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"DM's lie.": AD & D Players Golden Rule.

"Geez... have you ever seen so many frigging Orcs? Guys? Guys?"

"I bet it's an illusion."

"Of course I'm a wizard, son. I've got a tall pointy hat!"

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

"Paladins is *sooooo* stupid!" -- Many Games, Many Times.

"The best knife is the unseen one." -- Drow Proverb

"The DM won't hit us with anything till we get to the dungeon."

Carpe DM: Sieze the Dungeon Master.

DM's don't lie, they just arrange the facts to suit them.

DM's Lie Alot. Players just Cheat.

Justice is bright red and trickles from the edge of my sword.

"Do not return until you have bathed in the blood of our enemies or drowned in your own!"

"Might and magic are spokes of the same wheel...
In lacking one you lack both..."

"Honor and courage are a warrior's right and left hands..."

"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

DM Advice:
All dice rolls are whatever you want them to be.
Dead monsters are *always* naked and penniless.
He who buys the pizza, lives.
Lead figures do not taste very good.
Maps on the table have a tendency to attract soda.
Never grab a miniature after picking your nose.
Never kill a character without first humiliating him.
Never let a monster die without doing some damage.
Never let the PCs get your bag of Doritos (or substitute favorite snack food).
The only wands are those with 1 charge and sticks.
The rulebook you want is at the bottom of the stack.
The rules shouldn't.
To maintain game balance, all wizards must die young.

My Favorite: You'll never find dice that are thrown in anger.

``This school was founded in secret, operates in secret, and exists for the teaching of secrets.
Those who would alter reality must first escape it.''
-Gerda �agesdotter, Archmage of the Unseen - Magic: The Gathering

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